Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun And you don't,

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

A man with his masters degree, has a great job, and gets good money. Has a wife and kids. He is very successful.

The joke below this comment is stupid. Lets go Mets

A gay man watches football.

You know what's funny? Rape

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

When Chuck Norris claps, his two hands slam together, creating rather loud soud.

Yo mama's so fat she got baptized in Sea World.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Why did the little girl have grass stains on her white dress? Because she was dragged into the forest and raped.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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