- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

Holocaust. I was too lazy to make it complete, so enjoy the punchline and comment your own question. It will probably be funnier.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your a slut

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

Why was the boy in a wheelchair raising money to buy a basketball uniform? Because wheelchair basketball is a popular sport

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

whats better than 7 babies in one trash can 1 baby in 7 trash cans

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one does, too.

Why did the black man drown? Because he didn't wait 30 minutes after eating.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

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