A chicken crossed the road and the farmer said, "Where the hell is that chicken going!?"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I am white and I like cold food

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Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

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Why are bannanas bendy? Because unlike cucumbers bannas are not grown in a tube and are left to grow at their own pace.

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How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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why did the little girl fall off the swing? she was a double amputee.

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Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

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Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

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What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

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Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

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How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

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Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

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Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

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three lesbians on a plane they were all responsible and had sex when they got home and not on the plane

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A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

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womens rights.

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Why wasn't the boy at school? Obviously it was the weekend.

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welcome to australia. *kangaroo kicks you in the gut and you keel over, whereupon you are stampeded by wild dingoes and eaten by tasmanian devils*

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yo mama so dumb... because she was not properly educated

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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