Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

roses are red violets are blue kyle brown and pj nosaki have big balls

Not gonna tell you, that was one weird story, I feel like super high right now.

Why was the 18 year boy afraid of his dad? Cause his dad butt raped him when he was 7.

What's in the sky? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's a helicopter.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

That made no sense... Did you just call me sugartits Nero? Dont you have a wife?

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, Tulips are brown, I need to stop working on my flower garden after fisting a cows butthole.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

I have a joke Who is better, Kobe or Lebron? Kobe. But I lied, that wasn't a joke.

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Pete and repeat are in a boat. Pete kills him self due chronic depression. Repeat laughs his ass off

Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

Its true... Chuck Norris has no hair on his balls. Because hair doesnt grow on steel.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue,All you HATERS of J. Bieber, Go suck your MOTHER.

Woman + Kitchen = sandwich

What sound does a dog make? WOOF What sound does a cat make? MEOW What sound does a giraffe make? ...

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and, as such could never directly produce the 4,000 Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones.

What's worse then a worm in your apple? When your apples a human

roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

what happend when the magic man touched fire? He got burnt screamed in my ear and died.

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed as a clown.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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