- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

Why did Little Timmy eat Smarties before school? Because he was hungry.

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

why are anti jokes so funny? cuz u pobably just laughed at this one.

How do you make a miner sad? You cut his d*ck off then feed it to his family.

why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

If you have a stroke, call 000

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Immigration Laws

What's worse than find ten babies in a trash can? Find a baby in ten trash cans.

A horse walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything or say anything because it is a horse. It proceeds to walk around and knock over a few tables before finding the door.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It died.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

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