How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Emily Scarpello...Fat Couch

What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

I'm a wise old man, so I'm aloud to touch you in the bathing suit area.

What do black people and apples have in common? - They both look good hanging from trees.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

Why did the man eat his own shoe? Because it was a tissue box.

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

why did the chicken cross the road? because he was stapled to the head of a penis that belonged to an asian man

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

That moment when the worst part of the movie, is when your pregnant wife pees on the couch.....

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

how do you win a game try your best

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs Mat

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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