guy walks into a bar, ouch

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

How do you drown a blond? You hold her underwater.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

BIG MAC'S

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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