And then Jesus turned the water into wine. Some did not approve of this miracle "masta, whut is da reezon you did aint make this into tha coolaid? Bible files: Directors cut.

why didnt the black guy die on the bus fire? The fire was in the front of the bus!

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

What comes after 69... Mouthwash

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

A fish didn't walk into a bar, because fish cannot walk.

a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Check this web out www.hurr-durr.com

How did the American man get the Mexican man to jump over the wall? He didn't, after several attempts he then got a ladder and climbed over.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

Whats funnier then two babies falling off a cliff? 2 babies falling off a cliff

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