Whats the differents between a red farrari and a dead baby? I dont have a red farrari in my garage;)

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Knock, knock! Who's there? orange? orange who? orange ya glad i didn't say your family was dead.

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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what would be the most epic fight ever chuck norris vs superman vs all legendary pokemon vs a giant who would win it me (im superman)

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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knock knock no no you go now i clean

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball Deluxe. Super Monkey Ball Deluxe who? Oh no.

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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Why did sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by an 18 wheeler Knock knock Whos there not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

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rock-a-bye baby on the treetop When the wind blows The bass will drop!

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Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

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There once was a man named Steve. One day, Steve stumbled stupidly, shredding his shirt, shoes and shorts and subsequently shocking Susie; a small shy salsa student. When he arrived home, Steve's wife asked "how was your day dear?" Steve panicked at the thought of having to explain this traumatic event, but thankfully he had undergone speech therapy for his lisp.

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What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

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What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

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Praise Paisley

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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have u been drinking cannabel soup because you........ahhhhh!!!!! why are you trying to eat me!

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