What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but smell this towel, you won't remember a thing.

What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

you see theres this guy.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

Why was the boy sad? His cookies are gone.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

Is it a bird, Is it a plane, I don't know what it is but it's heading straight for the World Trade Centre

What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

what did the asian say to the other asian "where both asian"

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

What is long, hard, and full of seamen? a school bus, if you consider children to be seamen

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