What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the bus? Yellow What color is the kid? Red because he got hit by the bus.

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Q:What's worse than watching the show Jersey Shore? A:Nothing.

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Your momma's so fat, people make jokes about her.

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What do u do if a blonde throws a bomb at u Trigger the bomb and throw it back

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What sits in the corner of a room and gets smaller and smaller? A baby combing it's hair with a potato peeler.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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BIG MAC'S

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roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

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Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

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What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Becuase the farmer has recently gone blind due to old age and he acidently left the gate opened and the chicken happened to walk out

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why do mexicans get made fun of

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What did one Dentist say to the other? You are fat.

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Male leadership.

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#Getweird

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Anybody else hate when people mispell words in jokes It ruins the joke Most them prob some scumbags Probs to Jeffrey K April 12, 2013 1:55 PM

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what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

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Why does the boy like ice-cream? It tastes good.

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Life is like a box of chocolates, some are brown, and some are white.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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