ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

What is six foot three, plays basketball, and is black? A black dog with basketball skills and takes steroids.

I fear I do, maybe someone fooled you, but that was originally one of my aliases.

What did the follower of Neronism say to the follower of Christianity? Nothing, Neronism doesn't exist. -KyuremCult

what's funny about cancer. nothing it is a serious life threating disease with no cure.

So a train conductor is going at 70 mph to to a destination 50 miles away. He goes over 3 hills, one at 20 mph, the other 42 mph, and the last at 63 mph. he crosses 2 bridges at 47 mph each. What did the train conductors mom eat for dinner that night Nothing she had cancer and died.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! What's good for the goose Is good for the gander I'm Donald Trump!

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

Did you hear the one about the spoon and the dis running away while the cow jumped over the moon, IMPOSSIBLE! eating material such as the spoon and dish are inanimate objects, and cows cant jump for they weigh from 600 to 1000 lbs.

whats long and hard and full of seamen a penis

What is black and blue and doesn't like sex? The 6 year old in my basement.

What do you call a lord of the rings poster with nothing on it? A piece of paper

What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's hard to tell, but i could really use a cigarette.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

What has four wheels and flies? A pile of poop that's on four wheels.

The bartender says "We don't serve time travellers here". Two time travellers walk into a bar.

Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

Two muffins were in an oven. The first muffin says: 'It sure is hot in here!' The second muffin says: 'Why are they only cooking two muffins?'

My friend is a famous actor. Fooled you! I have no friends.

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