Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

woman's rights

why did the boy laugh? cause he was reading this joke!

Keith figured gasoline burns, doesn't it? He was wrong.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

hey! Wanna hear a bird joke? No. Well this is Hawkward....

how do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? it doesn't matter. she can't climb up a tree with only one arm.

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Your mom is so fat..., that she died of a heart attack at an early age and everyone mourned her greatl

Why was the black guy hanging from the tree? Because he committed suicide because his wife of 20 years left him, is only child hates him and due to the bad economy is job at wall street was terminated.

Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

how many people were on the bus........ 0 cause the bus was parked for 45 years

Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What do you get when you mate a rhino with an elephant? Nothing. This mating cannot produce offspring.

Roses are red. I f***** a dude. you're a failed abortion. I never loved you.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmacist.

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