Why did the angry kid press the button? The button said "press here angry kid"

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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whats funnier then a joke on anit jokes pracitcally anything cause anti jokes repaeats and everyone has herd them

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(Guys I want to get the most likes so like my joke.) What did the person want. To get the most likes :)

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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a bunch of guys did cocain for the first time. they later died from a drug over dose.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson bleeding, I spelled " red" wrong

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Why did the pengoon cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

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a teacher walked into a bar and when he walked out he went to his car and proceeded to take notes about the bible, not realising he's supposed to be writing notes from his English book... he's dyslexic and got punched in the eye while he was in the bar; did i mention he doesn't drink?

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why was six afraid of seven? Because seven brutally murdered six's family

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y u no like me joke?

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How many squirrels does it take to change a lightbulb? 42.

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How do you get someone off a swing? ask them politely.

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nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

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It was a chilly saturday afternoon coles's brother asked cole to baby sit cole said yes and when his brother left cole proceeded to give it to his niece in the ass. Little did cole know he said his little niece on fire that was the end of his little nieces life.

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knock knock? who's there? ivan ivan who? ivan. i want you to apologize for tooking their jobs the other day i said ivan who? i dont have a middle or last name

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How did the idiot die? He comitted suicide because people were picking on his stupidity. (If you laughed at this you are a horrible person)

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Sooo, when exactly did you become a man? Is this subject boring you?

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What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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