Why can't the orphan play baseball? He can't find home.

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have ADD Hey look, a squirrel!!

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What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

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what did the girl say after her boyfriend proposed? she said no because they've still got a lot of stuff to deal with before they even consider getting married and he seriously needs to get a job and dump his other girlfriend.

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What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

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knock knock... who's there... i dont know i aint got a house

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Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

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Why was the lady afraid of rocks? Because her husband was stoned.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't cross it. He was pushed.

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Q: Wgat do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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A: What does MC Hammer like? B: Big Butts. A: Can he lie? B: No.

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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How many black people does it take to solve a complex physics equation? Trick question

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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roses are red violets are blue i suck at rhymming you have nice boobs

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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a horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "why the long face?", the horse incapable of understanding the English language promptly shits on the floor and eats a bar stool.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing, you heartless asshole.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away Because no dog likes being called "hurrrrdhjkdhjsaklhdkhjkddssaduyiwqkhdbewcjk"

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See you later... Just joke I'm blind

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Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. -Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Not Sally.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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