- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

what happens if you toss a grey stone into a red sea? it gets wet...

What do you call an asian jumping off of a building? A suicide victim.

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? Boyscouts came back from camp

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

guess what happened to ur mom? my mom is ded... oh...

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

How many Women's Rights activists does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They can't change anything.

Why does everyone treat Jesus as some sort of saint for making five thousand people bread, when Hitler made six million people toast?

yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

when god created an asian he said 'Crispy"

Bacon makes everything delicious, yes? And coffee makes everything exciting, yes? Put the two together and you get a caffeinated porky roller coaster in your mouth.

What did the old man say after he fell down? nothing.

bangers and mash?

“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

What shouldn't you say to a dementia patient? You already said that.

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