- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the west African get for his birthday? Ebola

Knock Knock Who is there? Orange Orange who? Orange-Banana

Q: Why did Jesus die for our sins? A: He didn't.

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What's the worst subject in school? None of them. You need school to get by in life. Get over it.

What is white and shaped like a refrigerator? A refrigerator.

Why didn't Hitler go to heaven? He killed millions of jews and was an atheist.

Q: What lives in holes? A: Jerks.

knock knock go away!!!

2 doctors are talking to each other: -Dead? -Dead.

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

How do you get 100 Jews into a Volkswagon? You don't. It's impossible to fit that many people into a car that small.

Is Barack Obama a dentist, a teacher, or the president of the United States? A dentist. He just happens to have the same name as the president.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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your momma is so fat she eats a lot of things

A blonde was very smart, and nobody made fun of her when she sometimes made small mistakes like every other person regardless of hair color.

What's bad about four black men in a car going over a cliff? It was my car.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

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What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizzz

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

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