- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Two penguins sitting in a bath tub. One says, "Pass the soap." The other says, "What do you think I am, a clock!?!?"

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

God is real.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witnesses, can we have a moment of your time?

why did the man fall off his unicycle? because he was dead

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

None of the sex jokes are not funny or not funny. They're just inappropriate.

A mexican fast food worker accidentally drops a cheeseburger on the ground. Realizing the floor is most likely unsanitary, he throws it out and gets the customer a new one.

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

violets are green roses are purple this makes total sense, cheeseburger

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

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