- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:Whats the air speed velocity of a swallow? B:What an african or English swallow? A:Well I don't know that.

Why did the girl call suicide hotline? Cuz he wanted to kill herself.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, pringles,

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

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What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

Why did the black man have no toes? Because during his climb of Everest, he got frostbite and they had to be amputated.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

Who got sarah pregnant? No one knows. She was a whore.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

How many electricians with a suitable ladder does it take to change a bulb? If the bulb fitting is now obsolete it may not be possible.

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

roses are grey violets are grey i am a dog woof woof

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