Your mother is so large she finds it difficult to fit into regular sized clothing

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

What did the man with no head say to the women?

What did the squirrel say to Justin Bieber? We both enjoy nuts.

What's awesome about going to a no-pants party? Getting stabbed 2 times.

Q:What did Batman say to Robin just before they got into the Batmobile? A:"Robin get in the Batmobile"

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

Your mum is so fat that she finds trouble fitting through thinner doorways

How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

Why was johnny so good at reading? Because he had 3. Toes

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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