- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Yo Mama's so fat that she is at risk for diabetes

Whats green and miss centowski hates a gas chamber :D lets be friends

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Person1: wanna hear a joke? Person2: yeah Person1: ok

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

What do you call a black man flying a plane. A pilot.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

* anti-punchline

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the kangaroo fall over? Because it fell over the dead koala

what do you call the breaching of the anal cavity with a penis? butt sex

''Hey, this is absolutely true. There's an organization now called 'Draft Dick Cheney for President, 2012.' Yeah. Good luck with that. They tried to draft Dick Cheney five times during Vietnam. That didn't work.

How do you stop a dog from digging up your garden? Every time it does so, shout at the dog so it knows it has misbehaved. Keep doing this and the dog will eventually understand the error of its ways.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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