Q: What do sleeping pills and coffee have in common? A: Absolutely nothing

Roses are black, Violets are black, I'm blind.

Why did the chiken cross the road? idk, i can't talk to chikens

Roses are red, Violets are microwaves, I have amnesia, Roses are red.

Why did the blond fall down? She died.

What did Al gore say after he sold his TV Station to Arab Oil Money? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. CHA-CHING!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A man walks into a bar a browning automatic rifle, it accidentally fires hitting the main artery in his neck and he promptly bleeds to death.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

Knock knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who? ......................................

How do you rape someone? No, its a question. I don't know the best way to go about this.

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Q: What is green, jumps and says i'm a frog? A: A frog that talks

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

yo momma is so poor that she may not be abe to accumulate the right amount of revenue necessary for your college funding.

what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

Yo momma's so ugly that she could not find another partner after the tragic death of your father

What city likes baseball the most? New York

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Why didn't the lttle boy fasten his seatbelt? It doesn't matter, it's too late now.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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