- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

Q: How pregnancy test is performed in Somalia?! A: Shove a piece of bread between the legs of the women and if the bread is bitten when you take it out, she is pregnant!

If you search "fat black man" on Google, you will find many reesults about black people who happen to be chronicly obese.

What did the bicycle say to the fat kid? Nothing, bikes cant talk.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone on a chair............... Hearing one person say "its friday" then realizing that you are now singing

What do you call an attractive woman in a blender? A very rare occurrence.

whats worse than 1 bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

why are anti-jokes so funny? Because you are expecting them to encompass one idea of irony, but instead sometimes give a logical explanation to the question.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Why were the Dinosaurs wiped out? Porridge.

Ask me if im a tree! Are you a tree? No

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the car.

How do you scare a plumber? Kill his family.

An Irishman, a Jew, an Asian, and a Priest all walk into a bar This is an example of a well-balanced community

Q: Whats the difference between a table and a Mexican? A: You tell me.

Why did Susie drop her ice cream? She was hit by a bus. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

how did the little black boy cross the river? he walked over the bridge.

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