Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

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What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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Where did the RICH black man go to? His home

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If there's somethin' strange in your neighborhood Who ya gonna call 911

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Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

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If life gives you lemons, you're setting up a bad joke

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A pirate walks in to a bar. The bartender notices he has a steering wheel in the front of his pants, so he says to the pirate, "you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, huh?" The pirate responds, "Arrrrrrrrr, it's for me carrrrr."

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What does a gay horse eat? Low-energy foods should only be fed to horses who are not regularly being worked and participating in high performance. According to the University of Kentucky's College of Agriculture, energy is vital to horses who need to perform their best as it aids many of the body's functions including muscle contraction, respiration and circulation. Only feed a low-energy diet to an idle horse and feed a high-energy diet to an older or sickly horse and to a working horse.

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Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea. A: Tsunami victims.

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Why is the old lady crying? I threw a fridge at her.

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Q: I have a bed, but never sleep, I have a mouth, but never speak. What am I? A: Stephen Hawking

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you touch yourself.

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who is gay wit mon james cornish

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Why was the girl crying? She had just been severely raped.

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how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

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Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

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What can kill you when it falls out of a tree? Anything of a considerable weight actually.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's really irrelevant when you realize this joke is about a suicidal chicken...

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because black people are usually stronger than chicken. If they weren't, chickens would probably eat fried black people.

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How many people like gang rape? 9 out of 10

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What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

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what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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