Roses are red violets are blue i have HIV you should probably get yourself checked...

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What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

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What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

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What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

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cancer

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it wanted to why did the bubble gum cross the road? it was on the chickens foot

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Kade was sad. He had finally got a girlfriend when he realized he actually liked men.

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Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

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How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

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Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

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What did Shaggy say to Scooby before they got in the Mystery Machine? Scooby, get in the Mystery Machine.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

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What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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why is brennan hart a dumbass idk ask his mom

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