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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the color of the big lipped, struggling rap artist who violently raped and killed a young woman after robbing a convenience store at gunpoint? Red. He was covered in blood.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Knock Knock Knock" "Knock knock Knock who?" "Just let me in, you twat, it's freezing out here!"

what type of cat has green feathers? a green-feathered cat.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

What did the black basketball player say to the white basketball player when he lost? Good game.

mikey is cute

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Hey I just met you and this is crazy but here's my chew toy throw it maybe!

My mom farted, she also has Alzheimer's, I also have Alzheimer's. Also pizza didn't like it

what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

War horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'why the long film?'

But there's a sound Dumbledore knows... What does the Fawkes say?

boobs!

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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