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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

A man is walking on the beach and notices a shiny brass lamp on the ground. He picks it up, polishes it and then sells it for a reasonable amount of money at a local pawnbroker.

What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Knock Knock. Who's there? ...(No answer)

What did one apple say to the other? Nothing, it is scientifically proven that apples can't talk.

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

Sixty... eight

What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you a lot But you're dead and I have unhealthy necrophiliac tendencies

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