- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Which deranged adventurer thinks that (one`s unprotected cranium) is stronger than (a brick structure) Mario. he keeps bashing his head on blocks in attempts to prove his own worth

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

what happened to the retarded dyslexic? he retard on his 60th birthday and took up gardening.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

KANE AUDITIONS FOR BRITAINS GOT TALENT SIMON COWEL REAPES HIM

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

A snail buys a car from a dealership, and then asks the manager if he could paint a large S on the side of the car. The manager agrees, and the snail drives away. From the parking lot, the manager sees the car go straight on to the highway and get hit by a truck. Unfortunately, snails cannot drive.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did Bruno Mars explode? He caught a grenade for ya.

why couldnt the little boy watch two and a half men? because charlie sheen left and the other guy had surgeery and now has 2 penises

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