- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there's this guy, and he's trying to screw in a lightbulb, right? Well, he did it. Hoorah. His wife was proud.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Can you smell what the Rock is cooking? Yes, it's delicious!

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

A father and son are involved in a car crash. The father is killed, sadly, but the boy is rushed to the hospital. The doctor prepares for surgery, and since this boy has no family-connections to her, she performs successful surgery on him, and the boy goes home after 3-5 days.

Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

I found a new way to be condescending... Thats when you talk down to people.

I like my women like I like my coffee... In a cup.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because seven is a murdering sociopath

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? This is no time to make insensative jokes you dick, Billy's on a hospital bed.

Q: What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? A:One is fun to hit with a hammer, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Why was the fat kid the last one to lunch? He'd had lead bricks stapled to his ankles by the skinny kids.

2 doctors are talking to each other? -Dead? -Dead.

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

Who is yellow and cant drive straight. A man dying of lukemia

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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What do you call a full refrigerator? A freezer

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My wife is dying of terminal brain cancer."

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