- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man get some Kool-Aid? Because he was thirsty, and thought Kool-Aid would be able to quench his thirst.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? because he was hit by the planes that hit twin towers

Whats fat and gay joe diragi

Whats more fun than swinging a baby around on a clothesline at 200 miles per hour ? Stopping it with a shovel

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

How do you kill somebody? A: I don't know, I'm not a murderer.

how do yopu punish helen keller? Ground her, just like you would with any other child.

Robin, get in the car, please.

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a deer with only one leg? A one legged deer. What do you call a deer with one leg, one eye and lives in Rome? Still a one legged deer.

What's black on top, and white on the bottom? Rape.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the baby cross the road? Because ti was stapled to the chicken.

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