Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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John Cena for president

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Ian: Your Mama's so dumb, she tried to commit suicide off a sidewalk. Dan: Yea, and when that didn't work she hanged herself.

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Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

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Why did anna stop wanting to build a snowman? Beacuse she died of cancer.

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Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

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OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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A cripple and a Jew walk into a bar. They sit down and begin to discuss all the stigmas that they have faced their entire lives. The conversation goes on for an hour, at which point a black man walks in. Just then, the bar explodes and they all die.

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Q. What do humans and jelly beans have in common ? A. Nothing.

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what's funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? Pretty much anything because infant mortality is in no way funny

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Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

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What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

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why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

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Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

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Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

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What do you call an animal with 4 legs ? A dog...

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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Your mom's so fat, she's is bigger than the average person.

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There was 2 friends named Shutup and Trouble. They were camping and Trouble got lost in the woods. Shutup called the police. Shutup: Hello, is this 9-1-1 my friend is missing. Police: What is your name sir? Shutup: Shut up Police: What? Shutup: Shut up Police: What did you say? Shutup: I said Shut Up Police: Hey are you looking for TROUBLE? Shutup: Yes! Police: Guess what? We found him, he's safe in the station. We will have a officer come by a drop him off. Have a good day Mr. Shutup Shutup: Thank you

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How did the baby survive the car accident? He didn't. He was killed on impact.

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Your adopted

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