- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do Lebron James and Bill Murray have in common? They are both black basketball players. Except for bill murray

What did Joe do after the party? He went home.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your best friend. No it's not, you stupid repo man...I'M NOT OPENING THE DOOR.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

I got pussies, cocks, asses and bitches. In my animal store.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

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