- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

What did the woman say to the man before she had sex with him? "May I have sex with you, please?"

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

What do you call a man with a horse? A man

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Finding out that that apple was the tip of a dick

After going at it for several minutes, the teenager, with a big grin in his face, finally busted a nut during Thanksgiving dinner and was able to remove the walnut from its shell and enjoy it.

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Q: Why didn't Dwight D. Eisenhower play with the silly putty? A: Because he's dead.

How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

What do you get six year old Hitler for his birthday? An Easy Bake Oven

What's red and has wheels? A red car

whats worse than bitting into ur apple and finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just murded noddy and his family who were making a nice little home in there

a horse walks into a bar. the barman asks "why the long face". not understanding human language, the horse takes a shit, neighs then leaves

What did the Triceratops get for his birthday? Nothing. Dinosaurs are extinct.

What is it about homosexuals that's so gay? What is it about heterosexuals that's so straight? What is it about an apple that's so gay?(Because it's a FRUIT right?) What is it about penises that's so straight?

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