- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken? That one! Grandma, that's a hobo. Put your glasses on.

I was about to do an triathlon, but i took an arrow to the knee. It got infected and i promptly died two days later.

Whats tha difference between blacktop and an airplane wing??? Well, alot. I bet you knew that.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

What did the homeless guy get for Christmas ? Frostbite

:)Knock Knock :(Whose's there? :)None ya :(None ya who? :)None ya dam business.

What has two legs and is red all over? Half a dog.

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