Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Why shouldn't I go out today? Well I haven't done any work today. Actually no. It's not that. I'd have to ask my guardian Sally to bring out the wheelchair, and well, I'm afraid of her. She beats me. My hobbies are playing football, watching Loose Women and looking at pictures of Gary Barlow on Google Images.

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roses are red violets are pink your nanas in the cowfeild with a bottle of stink... not really shes long gone.

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Q. Why did the chick go to KFC? A. To visit his mother

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This is an anti- joke

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Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

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Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

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What would u like to drink?

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What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

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Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

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your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

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Your mamma's so fat she has been called morbitally obese

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why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

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Why did the deaf man attend the music concert? He was invited by friends and wasn't doing anyhting else that evening.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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