An Aussie, a Mexican and an Asian walk into a bra. You read that wrong.

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm Helen Keller Everything's black

Woman are equal and deserve respect just kidding they should suck my ****

Why did a white man get kicked out of the Olympics 2012¿ Because he did not have down syndrome

DON’T HIT KIDS!!! NO, SERIOUSLY, THEY HAVE GUNS NOW. Via: Pingzic collection of Funny WhatsApp Status

why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

Your mom is so old, she was able to have children around the time you were born.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, one to suck my dick!

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

What's funny about anti-humor? Nothing.

What did the white man say to the black man that sneezed? -Bless you.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

you see theres this guy.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

what smells like red paint, but tastes blue? my heroine OD panflets

Whats worse than finding an actual joke on anti-jokes? A.I.D.S.

why did Susie cry? she got pecked in the face by a goose

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Who is JP? A really smart kid! HAHA jk

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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