- Anti Joke

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

how many weasels does it take to change a lightbulb 0 weasels are animals and therefore are not capable of changing lightbulbs

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What did the boy with AIDS, polio, one eye and one arm get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Fuck off, seriously, if your name is Tifa, my name is bah, I got better things to do.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

What has 2 legs and smells like fish A fish with 2 legs

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

What do you call a black man that works in a church A priest

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.