- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? Nothing, they were the ones convicted of raping that white girl.

Q: Did you hear about the fire at the circus? A: It was in tents!

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

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Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A gay man watches football.

Why did the white man buy a new pair of socks? His old ones has holes.

Whats black,white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

"What dosen't kill you makes you stronger" Except losing your arms.

How can you finally get your girlfriend to scream in the bedroom? Store the bodies there.

If i was given a penny every time i hear "It's not my fault". I will have the money equal to the nominal price multiplied by the count of times i heard that phrase.

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A black guy pulls into a KFC drive thru and orders some chicken. The cashier tells him that they are out of chicken, so the black goes to McDonald's instead.

What's the difference a black person and a park bench? A park bench is a object and a black person is human.

What did the pet lion say to its owner? Nothing. The lion then proceeded to hunt down its owner, pin him down and rip out his insides. Besides, the likelyhood of owning a lion as a pet is very slim, and even if one did, this act would be highly illegal in most parts of the world.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

Gays always seem happy wonder why Straights complain to much

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