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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a Dachshund and a Nazi? Bestiality. Ew.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

Did you hear the one about the girl who had three nipples? Neither did I.

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

what is the difference between the number 2 and the number 5 3

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

some magicians can walk on water, Chuck norris can swim in water, faster than the average man.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

why did the boy drop his bus because he was hit by an ice cream

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Q: are you gay? A: maybe

What is the difference between tea pot and shinkansen? shinkansen is very quick train and tea pot is traditional piece of dishes..

I went to church.. i didn't get raped. I went to school... I didn't get raped. I went into a back alley... I didn't get raped. I went home... I didn't get raped. Today was better than yesterday...

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