Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was suicidal.

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from KFC.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

What's worse than a dead baby? A dumpster full of dead babies What's worse than that? One is still alive at the bottom What's worse than that? It had to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It came back for seconds

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being black

What is blue and has wheels? A disabled Smurf!

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

kennah campion when she talks

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Hey, guess what. What? ... Hello? Sorry, I don't talk to strangers.

why did Lucy fall down? she got hit with a hammer

A black guy, a white guy, and a Canadian walk into a bar what do they all have in common. They are all involved in my Joke.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Despite their parents wishes, two teenagers under the age of 18 tried multiplying. Their answer was 27.

Why can't black people get sunburned? Natural selection allowed ancient Africans to develop a darker skin shade that would counter strong UV rays.

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

"Do you know the joke about the No and Me Neither?" "No..." "Me neither."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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