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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Horse walks into a bar. Bartender says It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from. So, you should probably leave.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

In Pokemon, why are bug types super effective against dark types? Because Ebola affected a lot in Africa.

Did You Hear About That Mexican Who Went To College? no. Well plenty of them go to college every day. thats good to know.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

Why are black people like trees? Because they fall down if you hit them multiple times with an axe.

Two black guys walk into a bar. They had too much alcoholic substances and got alcohol poisoning. Their families mourned for days and their kids grew u without a father. The end.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Wath black poeple eat for christmas your food.

why do leprecon's laugh when they run through the grass? because it tickel's their balls

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

you are looking on the internet someone falls over and i were shoes and chips prevent world war 2

The last person on Earth is sitting home alone when suddenly there is a knock at the door. Knock knock Who's there? silence Damn this joke got creepy...

Roses are yellow, violets are grey, I'm colorblind

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

Why did the chicken cross the road? His family was being held hostage on the other side.

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