- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats big fat round and bounces on the ground? a ball and your mum

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

Why did the dog die? He was old

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

Why did the bunny hit the drum? It didn't because it did not have the mental capacity or physical capabilities to do so

An Asian walks into a bar and says, "1???????????"

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Get out".

I told a priest that I would never believe in anything greater than myself. He said I had the God complex, that I was grandios. I stared him in the eye and asked, "how highly do you think of me? Thank you" and left.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

The blond detective was searching a crime scene and replied to the police officer, "I smell something fishy about this situation." She was on her period as a matter of fact, and bled all over her trousers.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Your momma's so stupid she stuck a power cable up her ass. Shortly after she died

Why did the plane crash into the mountain? The Pilot was a tomato

mexicans fishing

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? I lost my tractor.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and i am too

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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