- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Wanna know what a hate about instructions? I always get my dick stuck in a ceiling fan.

Yes and no, you would have ruined what is beautiful yet different within your soul.

Alright so an elite group of Navy Seals walk into a mansion. They open fire on Osama Bin Laden and kill him.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

Two guys walked into a pub... and they totally redecorated it! It was brilliant.

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Even though Jenny was retarded, her parents didn't love her any less than the family dog.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

why was the black guy running from the cops? i dont know either

What's a good joke? France going to war and winning.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.It is a very simple task for somebody who knows what to do.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

Knock Knock. Not home.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

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