- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

A kid comes across an injured duck near a lake. Nevermind he doesn't see it he's really high.

A praying mantis is very graceful

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari? There's no Ferrari in my garage.

A moose walks into a food store. He asks the lady working there where the potatoes are. She says "go down aisle 5.'' he goes down aisle 5 and there arent any potatoes

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

96 right now there mad at each other but pretty soon it will look like this 69

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

Why did the boy wipeout on his bike? An old man threw a snake in front of his tire

a potato a chicken and a rooster ate a cat and you just wasted your time

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

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