What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a passing car.

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A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

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What made Qtip's so dangerous? Q-tip's music

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shut up elliot

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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"DUDE! THERE IS A KNIFE IN YOUR LEG!" "SERIOUSLY!"

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What do you call a bunch of black people at the bottom of the ocean? Cocoa puffs

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Communism hehe xd

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Guest what in the butt

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2 guys are in a bar joking and having a good time. One guy looks to the other and says, "So...HOWS your wife?" The man replies "...She died in a horrible car accident." The man's friend then says "...I am sorry to hear that.." "Yeah I know I wish that God damn rat wasn't in the road goddamn fucker"

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it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

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What did Justin beiber get for Christmas? A dildo.

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"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the barber shop, which was located on the other side of the road. He then walked to the crosswalk, patiently waited, then crossed when the little person lit up.

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What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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Why does Shelby Like Pandora? Because she prefers rap and hip hop music and Pandora helps select songs for her to listen to according to her interests.

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knock knock come in !

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Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food?? Neither have they...

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why can't hellen keller drive? Because she is visually impared and there for it would not be safe for her to drive

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What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

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I remember my first beer. It did not taste good to me at the time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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