- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

whats red and brown and goes about 30mph? a squirrel in a blender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is not a sentient animal and is unaware of the dangers it will face.

Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

how many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

Get up Look in the mirror

Roses are gray, violets are blue; I'm red-green colorblind so I occasionally have difficulty seeing most shades of red or green.

Why don't bats have penises? They do. I tried. Menstruation.

If dogs hate cats and cats hate mice, than what do mice hate? Themselves.

What did the Jewish kid get for Christmas? Nothing, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

I DO NOT CARE ABOUT NOVA! MY NAME IS VIKTOR REZNOV! AND I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple Finding 2 worms in your apple

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

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