Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I dont really care anymore BECAUSE I'M SICK AND TIRED OF THIS CLICHE!

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there were two cyclists cycling at a steady pace down a main road in china, one irish and the other chinese. now they happened to be cycling at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace. why did the irish cyclist get pulled over and the chinese not? because the irish cyclist had in fact brutally raped and murdered a young child in his home town and then fled the country to china.

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A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

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A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

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rose's are red violets are blue I have touretts blblblblblblblblbbl

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Which way do 5 gay guys walk? Depends on where they're planning to go.

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

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Is that a banana in your pocket, or do you just have an erection?

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A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

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There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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Your mom is so fat, that i don't think she's attractive anymore.

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KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

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why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

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THEN WHO WAS FONE?

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What do you call someone who thinks they're funny but in reality isn't? Adam chapali Knock knock Who's there? NOT adam chapali

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Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

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knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

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Do u know where the glue is? nope, i just glued my hand to this table, so im no help to u

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What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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Anti Joke

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