Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

What's funnier than 10 dead babies? 11 dead babies.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? The grass tickles their balls.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? Nothing. They're both capable of supporting a family of three.

How do you make a person cry? You bury them alive.

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

When the world ends what would be the death toll It would be unknown since every one would be around to calculate it

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

At first I was at the party and I was like YOLO!! But then I got pregnant and was like yolo....

Tall asians

Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. He had multiple MRI's and bodily fluid tests to confirm the diagnosis. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

Wanna hear a good joke? Sure. So does Hellen Keller

What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

"hey bro" "WHATS UP" "nothin..... I heard you had your first bj yesterday." "YEAH!!" "how'd it taste?" ........

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

I used to know what alzheimers was

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Q: Who was the most famous French skeleton? A: Napoleon bone-apart.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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