A white horse walks into a bar and orders a bitter. The bartender says "Hey, do you know we've got a drink named after you?" The horse says; "Eeek! A talking cow."

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

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What is the difference between a pillow and a rock The rock could hert you.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Why did the chicken go to KFC? Because it was suicidal.

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What's worse then 10 babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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Proof that the Chicken came first than the Egg is all in the good book. It's called, The Dictionary!

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Two elephants were in a bathtub. One elephant asks the other "pass the soap?" The other elephant passes him the soap and they continue with their bath.

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Whats the difference between a man and a cat. There both different species.

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Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

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What did the snoop dog have for breakfast? Weed

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ermm Hello ? what about me says rishi with a tear down his eye

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So a guy walks in to a bar.... and orders a beer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause fuck you thats why

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What the small boy with no arms or legs get fro christmas???? cancer

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Q: what did Katy Perry say when someone told her that she was adaopted? A: That's not true, my parents took pictures of me in the hospital just minutes after I was born.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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