What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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A raptor and a Tyrannosaurus Rex walk into a bar. Everyone runs for their lives as the dinosaurs ate everyone who was too slow.

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Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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a blonde, brunette and a red head are all goin to jump off a bridge and turn into something. the brunette jumps and says fish, and she turns into a fish. the red head says eagle and bacomes an eagle. the blonde gets a running start, but then trips on the way off and she says shit and turns into shit.

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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im typing this without looking at the jetviard. I can;t toycg type thar wekk yet

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

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ever tried african food? they neither

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A man jumped off a cliff and wished he could fly. He was hit by a plane

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

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NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

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What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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What did the text-to-speech reader say when the 12 year old boy played around with it? "Ass ass ass ass, ass ass ass ass."

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

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Why did the dog have no legs? Because its previous owner had cut them off.

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During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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