- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

What goes in and out of a hole? A Rabbit you people have dirty minds!

When Hitler was a girl she had hyjenical warts and when she got older she had beast cancer.

Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing? A. She had no arms Q. Why didn't she get back up? A. She had no legs Q. Why did no one help her up? A. She had no friends Q. Why did Lucy fall off the swing A. She had no arms You: knock knock Other person: who's there? You: not Lucy

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? Can I have fries with that?

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Why was Timmy sad? because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

There's a black man in my family tree. Therefore, I could be considered biracial.

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish.........That's a government lake. You're under arrest.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Your mom is so fat that she has to wear larger clothes than the average person.

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