your mumma so fat when she stepped on the scales it said her phone number

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing 'cause you done told the b i t c h twice!

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What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

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Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What's red and green and goes round and round? A kilt at a scottish dance

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why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

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Why was the black man carrying the television away from the store? He bought it

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who likes to gets to get fisted A) sock puppets

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How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

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Why was the women not in the kitchen? Because she was probably doing something else

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

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How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

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Q. what do you call mexican stoners A. baked beans

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There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

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Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

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How many sheets did the Asian want on his bed? "You sheet on my bed I kill you!"

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

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how many cucumbers dos it take to change a light bulb? none. cucumbers cant change light bulbs. dumbass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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