You are in a room with hitler and bin Ladin. You have a gun with 1 bullet. Who do shoot? Don't worry you don't have to make that decision. They are already both dead

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A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What's the difference between a pheromone and a hormone? Hormones are secreted internally and trigger various biochemical pathways that cause certain effects. We all are familiar with the effects of testosterone and estrogen, both on the anatomy, and behaviour of humans. Pheromones are secreted externally, and have an effect on another creature in similar ways. Usually they have to do with attracting sexual partners or changing a sex partners behaviour or body in some way.

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Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

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What did the oak tree say to the pine tree? Nothing tress dont speak regardless of the kind.

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A priest and rabbi walk into a bar. The priest leaves because they don't have wine.

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Why was the man foolish for buying a new lamp? Because he lived in a small shack with no electricity and was probably going to die soon.

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Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Knock Knock! But nobody was home and couldn't hear it.

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Why did jack fall off a cliff? Coz the hill was on a cliff.

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roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

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a morman walks into a bar, he buys a 7up.

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In my country we don't swim, we drown.

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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What's better than 24-year-olds? Twenty 4-year-olds.

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What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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I am the best i am the worst My wife was buried in hearse

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

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Charlie Sheen is winning

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A man with two broken legs walks into a bar.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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