Why do black people always sit in the back of the bus? There aren't any available seats in the front.

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hi jonny

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A man is standing on the street corner waiting for the bus. As it pulls up he steps on and pays his fare while he whistles to his iPod.

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A Mayor accidently killed one of the citizens of his town through dangerous driving. He could not be charged with murder, as it was an accident, but there was an uproar, and he was humiliated beyond question and forced out of office straight away. Even his family rejected him, owing to the fact that the unfortunate citizen he struck was his son's girlfriend.

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Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains! That's the least of your worries you have aids!

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what do you call 20 black people under the ocean? a tragic boating accident

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knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

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once, my friend said hi. i said hi back

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: How do you make a five year cry twice? A: There are many ways, as children are generally not that adept at controlling their emotions. Loud noises, threats of violence, images of scary monsters... those tend to work. Be sure to let them stop crying before making them cry again, otherwise you will have only made them cry once.

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There is my brain said the English man stop leaving it in the fridge and let me mug you now get in the car OK!

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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What do you call a bunch of black people buried up to their hair? Afro turf

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Como estan lo que sienta in el tarea de tomo caliente? A. Los sientos! ~ this is why nobody likes Spanish

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What is an antijoke? Not Knock

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what happens when a migit and a horse have sex..... probably nothing

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Bob: "Knock knock." Gerald: "who's there?" Bob: "your worst nightmare." Gerald: "your worst nightmare who?" Bob kicks open the door, kills Gerald, ties up his wife, sells his kids to slavery, and burns his house down.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

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Okay, hundred billions, and because I am fucking hungry, we make it perpetual, now the longer you keep the feeling going, the stronger and stronger and you know, trillions, indefillions, nondecillions, hell, make up your own numbers and just consider them higher. Bet its starting to feel pretty nice huh?

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What is exceptionally dangerous? Shaving while taking a bath, because the risk of electrocution is extremely high.

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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How I Met Your Mother, starring Oedipus Rex

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