Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

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What did George Bush say when 9/11 happened? "Silly pilots! The airport isn't in a building!"

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If I was, yet this syndicate was a legal one, necessary in order to maintain world peace trough the means of economical stability and such, would this be acceptable to you? Hypothetically of course.

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how do you confuse a blonde? ask if she wants a cake...then rape her

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An Asian man walks into a bar and ask the Barman for a beer, the Barman is racist and therefore tells the Asian man to leave his pub. The man goes home and drowns his children in the bath and pushes his wife down the stairs, he is found out by the police and is given a life sentence in jail. 5 years later the Barman kills someone in a bar fight and is also sent to jail for life. The Barman meats the Asian man in prison and they settle there differences with a handshake. Two days later the Barman was stabbed in the neck.

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Why does an ostrich have such a long neck? Because its head is so far from its body.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Roses are red, violetes are red, I'm colorblind

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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What do you call a woman in the kitchen? Her name.

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Whats black and runs really fast? Usain Bolt

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yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

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Why is the black guy jobless? He's 3 years old.

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Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar Was it you? No

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Mum did you make my milkshake? No, I didn't son, but your father did. Fther's dead. I know.

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Girl fight: Teachers take them to dq Boy fight: Lunch and recess in the library.

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every man comes from between a women's legs for the rest of their lives they try to get back in

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Whats brown and sticky? A stick

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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how come the tadpoles dad told him he can't be a nurse? he has 2 b a frog!

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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