- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It was a boys birthday, his mom died of cancer, his dad of aids, and all of his siblings were put in a gas chamber. Happy Birthday

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What happens if you drop a baby of a cliff It dies

Whats Pink and fluffy? Yellow fluff thats been dyed pink :D

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Why did the old man cross the road? Coz he was in an ambulance

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

What is the difference between a park bench and a Mexican? The park bench can actually suport a family A. Woj

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a car

Who is green? Mike Wazowsky.

what do grown up's do at night when everyone lese is asleep? Go to sleep as well

What does a hooker eat for breakfast, lunch, and dinner? Food.

If at first you don't succeed, go kill yourself

Why did Timmy masticate in front of everyone at the dinner table? If he hadn't, he would have choked on large chunks of food.

I haven't left my basement in 29 years

Why did billy fall off his bike? Because billy was a loaf of bread.

What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try and get hit by a car.

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

Justin's life

Why is Satan evil? Because he makes people eat apples.

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