my boloney has a first name its OSCAR, my boloney has a last name its MEYER.. now bend over son while i shove my boloney in ur butt!

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

what happened when a chicken laid an egg? it died

Two kiwis are in a fridge. Suddenly, the door opens, and one of them is pulled out by a human hand. He was never to be seen again.

Nobody cares maddie!

Q: What's funnier than rape? A: Many things such as murder or nuclear warfare.

Knock Knock Who's There Trick or Treat!!!

Chuck Norris' beard takes 1st 2nd and 3rd in the most impressive beard catagory. He was the only contestant.

Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Oh hey Banana what's up? Nothing much. You? Oh nothing, I was just talking to Apple here. Oh hey Apple. Hey.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chicken. Chicken who? That's right.

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Everybody has a penis! EVERY BODY! WHY can't feminists admit this obvious anatomical fact? Gahhhh!

E M I L Y L Y N C H B I L L I E J E A N L A R K I N YEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Why would Jesse Ziegenbein and Terran Hansen make a good couple? Because they both smell like shit and are fat as hell

Why did the Little girl fell off the swing? A: Because she had no arms. And why did she fell again? A: Because her parents laugh about it and ride her again.

How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Whats green, and says i'm a frog? A talking frog.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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