- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A father and his son get into an accident and are whisked away to the hospital. The father dies, and the son is brought into surgery. The doctor is rushed in, but looks at the boy and says "I can operate on this boy, his my son." How is this possible? The boy's father was a zombie.

Charmander is red,Squitle is blue,If you were a pokemon i'd choose you.

what taste like an apple, looks like an apple, but isnt an apple? an apple.

What do Whitney Houston and MTV have in common? They both REALLY died in the 90's.

Q: What Did Alakazam Use To Listen Gangnam Style? A: He Used Psybeam.

A dinosaur walks into the bar, everyone panics in fear and confusion because it is a dinosaur and it's weird.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

If you'd turn to page 43 you will find the homework. Have a good weekend!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? - "Where's my tractor?"

Me: What postion in baseball does a cat play? You: I don't know? What? Me: I don't know i haven't eaten that part yet.

What is black and white and red all over? A dalmation that was hacked to death with a machete.

Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?

When life gives you melons. You're not dyslexic because you can probably tell the difference between a lemon and melon because they look so different.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

roses are red violets are blue ill keep u in my heart forever and ower baby to

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

How do you get an elephant into a refrigerator? you open the door and guide him inside

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

What did the poor boy get for Christmas? Orphaned.

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