- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

Why was 9/11 funny? It wasnt; amny people died.

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Have you ever heard of a goose?

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

What's white and looks like paper? Paper

your mother is so fat that she probably watches her calorie intake every day

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? Their skin color.

How come Helen Keller never played professional baseball? Because she was a woman

What's the difference between a police officer and a green dinosaur? They both aren't cabbages.

Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A horse walks into a bar Barman: Why the long face? Horse: just had a stroke

Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

hey babe, are you made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium? because i like people made of copper, tellerium, tungsten and iridium.

What is pink and smells like tuna? Salmon

Why did the chicken cross the road? Her frustrated farmer lured her with bread crums in hopes of retrieving his beloved chicken.

A stoner walks into a bar. A few minutes later he is asked to leave by the bartender because he is disruptive and uncoordinated. The stoner leaves because conflict is not in his nature.

What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "My face isn't long relative to the others of my species, it is actually quite normal."

What do your friends have in common with a tree? They both fall down when you hit them multiple time with an axe

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