Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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Your mother's so fat she occupies more space than a thin person does and is more likely to bump into environmental objects.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Can I have a pound for my bus, pal?

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

A black person goes up to the drive through at popeye's, what did they say? Nothing, it was closed.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

How do you discover a gay snowman? If the carrot is in the ass.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

HOW MANY CRACK-HEADS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB? NONE, THERE AIN'T NO ELECTRICITY IN THE CRACKHOUSE!!!

What do I have in common with your mum? We're in the same bed right now.

Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

hey i just met you and this is crazy i have alzheimers hey i just met you

Roses are red, and many other colors too.

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

All of these jokes are about white people

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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