- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? a guy who copies antijokes on ant joke.com

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

Twitter: @TotalJokes: "So it's been 11 years since the planes hit the world trade centre, time really does fly by."

An asian man walks into a bar He buys a drink.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

How many apples do you end up with if your dog is a golden retriever who got raped by a giant scorpion? A jail

class is canceled. My professor died.

How do you know a black person is in your house? You see him in your house.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house. knock knock..... who's there? the chicken

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

what did the man say to the sad woman? go make ma a sammich before i hit you again! the women refused and was hit again.

Heads or tails? Heads. Sorry, I'm fresh out.

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

Why did the man ask the IPhone to marry him He was smoking weed

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Your Mum is soo fat.

A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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