- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man? Rob

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

A dog with toothpaste in it's mouth wanders into a bar. The bartender beats it to death, because he thought it had rabies.

Women.

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

A Penguin walk into a bar and asks "Have you seen my brother?" And the bartender replies "What does he look like?"

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, In Soviet Russia, Poem writes you.

Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Feces

If these walls could talk - the public would pay large sums of money to see this marvel of science. On a more serious note, they might also tell the cops about the many dead hookers stowed within them.

Knock knock, COME IN!

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and mentally retarded; you sexist fiend.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Why couldn't the girl find a date to the prom? Because she was really, really ugly.

whats the diffrences between black people and a tire nothin

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