- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim Extremest at the bottom of the ocean? A terrible tragedy for the Muslim community.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

guess what? i dont know, what? i dont know either, i thought you knew.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a tomato.

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

whats green and red green and red green and red? a frog in a blender.

Lollies are sweet warheads are sour, open your legs and feel my power

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

Whats worse than death? Getting expelled from Hogwarts

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

What do you call a snooker cue that only hits stripes? Anything you want, it can't hear you.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? Because it is very difficult for someone with a vision impairment to operate a vehicle.

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

An armadillo walks into a bar, and shouts "I hear you don't serve armadillos." "That is correct," the bartender replies.

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What's sad about three black men in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? They were my friends.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

How do my feet smell? Oh wait. They can't. Feet are not sentient independent beings and therefore cannot experience the five senses, including smell.

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it was diagnosed with cancer and didn't want to live any more

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