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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the young Muslim man have attached to him? A book-bag, it was is his first week college and he eager for an education.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know I'm not a bird physcologist

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's easier than taking candy from a baby? Almost nothing.

Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

I got 99 problems, and most of them involve my terminal illness.

What is round and bad-tempered? A vicious circle

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

You know what's worse than finding a real joke on antijoke.com? AIDS

Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, Ten green bottles hanging on the wall, And if one alcoholic should one day stroll along: There'll be no more bottles hanging on the wall.

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a bag of dead babies? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did Ann Frank say when she dropped her icecream Nothing because she was captured by Natzis

how do make a condom fly around the room? Piss it off!

Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

A black man walks into a bar in an all white neighborhood. He has a couple of drinks, pays for them, and politely calls a taxi for a ride home.

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