- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

What do you call a man covered with cottoncandy and goes to the store and buys a jar of pickles? George

Q: What do you call a girl with no arms or legs, is blind, has no parents, has cancer, and is dyslexic? A: Suzie

Why did the welshman cross the road? To violently hump sheep.

steven hawking walks into a bar just kidding he has a horrable disiese preventing him from walking

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

think twice or at least think

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

Three Jewish men walk into a butcher. They dont buy any pork products and thank the butcher for his services.

Q: Why do only 10% of women go to heaven? Your question is fundamentally wrong. Religion is a collective hallucination.

What's the difference between Colonel Sanders and a barrel of olives? Colonel Sanders isn't in a barrel.

Q: What would happen if you didn't sleep all night? A: You would probably be really tired and start seeing things and speaking strange sentences as a result.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

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