- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin "Boy, it sure is getting hot in here," and the other muffin replies "yeah, that's because it's an oven."

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Q :Whats the difference between a truck load of bowling balls and a truck load of dead babies? A: I don't have a truck of bowling balls.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar, he doesn't let a minor disablity distract him from having a good time.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's better if you don't understand

What do the Mexican man, the Asian man and the Jewish man all have in common? "man"

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

Why did old Mary fall off the cliff? There were no brakes on her wheelchair

What is green and if it fell on you from a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Anti Jokes = Drained

Your dad got tired while running, so he stopped running.

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

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