- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

How do you get children to behave? Chop them up.

Why did Suzy have burns on her face? Because her little brother attacked her with a hot curling iron thinking it was a lightsaber.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

What's the difference between an apple and a black person? Well theres a huge difference but they both taste good in peanutbutter

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What did the crippled Nazi say to the Jew? Get in the train.

How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

What happened to the girl who got an infection from an abortion? She died.

Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

Anti Jokes = Drained

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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