- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Why was the blonde so dumb? She had a severe case of dyslexia, which made it difficult to study.

Why do dead Republicans float? Their corpse's mass-to-volume ratio is less than the water they displace. It is very sad.

Why can't Lake Mossman find his penis? Because he's a fat ass, and he doesn't have any arms.

Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

i did a 360 noscope, then i jizzed. from dylan

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

I walked into the cactus store. The clerk there was being mean so I called him a "prick". ...........

knock knock no no you go now i clean

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

Old McDonald had a farm. He grew corn there, and got reasonably wealthy. Then he retired to the Bahamas.

Yo mama so ugly that she often has trouble being attractive towards people of the opposite gender

Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

How did the black person die? Of old age

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