A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

Why did so many describe Billy as glued to the t.v.? A terrible case of bullying and superglue resulted in the inability of Billy to remove himself from his own t.v., causing immense feelings of revenge, but his inability to move left these feelings unfulfilled.

A guy walks up to a midget and he says: 'What do you want to be when you grow up?'

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Human: Are you a frayed knot? Frayed knot: I'm afraid so.

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers? Peppers help strengthen his immune system.

Do you know what killed the cat? Feline AIDS

what do mr. potato head and micheal jackson have in common? their noses come off pretty easily

I swear to god it wasnt me Dont swear to go its a sin !

As he stood in her front yard with a boombox in the pouring rain, she leaned her head out the window with a smile and he was electrocuted.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair, Fuzzy-wuzzy died of cancer.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

What's worse than finding a knife in your car? Finding a car in your knife.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What did the teacher do? He taught.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wanted to. Problem, AntiJoke community?

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

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