Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes a noise and a second Jew elbows him so he'll keep quiet. They are heard and are all caught. It's now their turn to seek because they are playing Hide n' Seek.

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Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Justin Bieber

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A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

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I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

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Knock knock, COME IN!

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

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What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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A horse walks into a bar. The horse says "why the short face?"

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Q. What do you get when you put a Jew and Adolf Hitler in the same room? A. Trouble

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Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Big feet on a man means he has, Nothing, a man's foot size has no relation to the size of his penis.

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Whats brown and a fag? A bundle of sticks

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

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What do you call an earthquake on Mars? There is not enough water on planet Mars for something like that to happen.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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so theres a plane, inside the plane are 500 solid bricks one falls out, how many are left? 499 What are the three steps to putting an elephant into a refrigirator? Open the fridge, put in the elephant, close the fridge. What are the four steps to putting a dear in the fridge? Open the fridge, take out the elephant, put in the deer and then shut the fridge. It's Simba's birthday, what animal isn't there? The deer. its still in the fridge. a lady is walking across a street, she suddenly falls to the ground why? Because the brick hit her in the face. (:

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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