Your mamas so poor she cant even afford to support a family

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why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

Why did the guy stay up all night on the internet? because hes a fat ugly bastard with no life

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Why did little Katie fall off her bike? Because the postman killed the bee hive.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

No!

Knock knock Whos there your son your son who holy shit dad just let me in

João Duarte reads this.

What has eyes but can't see? Helen Keller. What has ears but can't hear? A field of corn.

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

What's black and yellow and flies? I dont know.

Barny the purple dinosaur has no imagination, stuck his finger up his ass and called it masterbaition!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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