- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A boy walks to the bark and on his way he sees two individuals having sex in a car. He runs home and asks hios mother what he saw. She responds vinny is an enormous dork

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

What did the Asian say after he had a nightmare? Nothing his nightmare was actually reality and a dishwasher fell on him and killed him.

Why the babie was not drinking his milk? He was dead.

The funniest thing happened in my dream last night, i dreamed that banks would stop ripping people off and start treating people like humans. How wierd is that :D

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

it was christmas and the kid waited all night. finally santa came.....

Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

Why did John suck at sports? He was mentally retarded and had no friends.

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

Your mom is so stupid that she failed out of high school and now has two jobs to support her family.

Do you know what's annoying? Steve

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What did the cat say to the dog? Communism

what happens when a mexican makes love to an octopus? It makes a freaking weird looking animal

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

Why does a gay guy come out of the closet? He can't see anything inside.

What's brown and sticky? Syrup.

Your mumma's so fat she is fat

What do you call a kid with one leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Communism hehe xd

Person A: I think your father might be a thief, I'm not sure though. Person B: How come? person A: I cannot find my virginity. Person B: I apologize my dad taught me well.

What do you call 1 black guy and 9 other white guys? Patrick Mills

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