- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the child say he had been a ubused. Answer: because he had been.

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

What does a homeless guy do when he's hungry ? Nothing, he has no food.

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

Q:Why did the little girl fall out of the swing? A:Because she had no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. It was hanging on a clothes line he didn't see, the fact that he was dyslexic is irellevant.

3 Men walk into a bar, they all order up a drink. And then they paid their tabs and left.

what does the doctor do when he tells you you have aids? he laughs and says "hahahahahhaha sucks for you, i dont!"

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

Why did the tomato fall off the swing? Because tomatoes don't have arms.

A man walks into a bar with a frown. The bartender asks, "Why are you sad." "My wife got brutally raped then shot last night."

If my wife has got 6 oranges in one hand and 6 apples in the other hand, what has she got? No chance of stopping an uppercut.

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