- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

Whats the difference between a girl and a guy? one receives and one delivers.

Why did the kid get hit by the bus? He was in the road.

What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

What did Aladin say to Mulan? Nothing. Although they are both Disney characters, they never appear in the same film, and therefore never communicate.

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

What do you get when you mix a bulldog with a shitzu? One delicious smoothie.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing becasue a mute is a person who cannot speak and a deaf man ould not hear the jumbled mumblings anyway.

What is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite.

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Why did Alec cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by an axe.

Is it a ironic if a man with ADD is driving a Ford Focus?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

Dislike if you are a prostitute

A muslim gets on an airplane and takes his seat. The plane lands safely and he enjoys his vacation in Florida.

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bicycle? A: Because someone threw a fridge at him.

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

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