- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

A pretty funny pick-up line that probably doesn't work: "Hey, do you work at Little Caesar's? Because you're hot and I'm ready.

What did Jamaal say when he was in Walmart? I'm Jamaal and I'm in Walmart.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: Why are black people black? A: Cause they're from Africa.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

What did the woman say when her boyfriend asked her to marry him? Idk my bff jill.

What do you call a kid with an eye-patch and a speech impediment? Names.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many blondes does it take to change a diaper? About a thousand

How many hipsters does it take to change a light bulb? ...You mean, you don't know?

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Whats the difference between a baby and a sandwhich... I dont rape my sandwhiches before i eat them

A: Why do you look like a dog? B: Idk.

I spilled spot remover on my dog, now hes gone.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.