What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

Why is the interesting goat so talented at chess? He's Bobby Fischer's dad.

Why was the cancer patient often bullied by his peers? Because he happened to be an extremely bad person. He often annoyed people, was intransigent and often aggravated those around him causing them to bully him.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

Why did the blonde do at the WTC on 9/11? Die.

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

Is this the Krusty Crab? Yes.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Hello.

Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

I like my coffee like i like my women ... With big titys

How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one

What does a banana and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them are a police officer.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

What did the farmer say to the chicken? Nothing, the farmer was arrested for having sex with a chicken.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

* two sisters are making yo mam jokes* * mom turns around* mom: Hey yo mama so stupid ... sister one: ummmm.... sister two: sure thats not you?

What is worse than stepping on Lego bare foot? Mass genocide.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

How many men does it take to change a lightbulb? One

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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