- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man offer the girl flowers? It was his niece's birthday.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

What do you get when you cross a stream with a prostitute? A wet hooker.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

Miss Jones has 10 apples on her desk. Billy takes half of them away and runs. What does Miss Jones have? 5 apples and a complaint filed for smacking Billy with a ruler.

What do you call a black man with a gun a soldier who is fighting for his country

Yo mamas so dirty she has to take showers regularly so the stench of her pungent body odor is at a minimum.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side.

In America you read books, but in Soviet Russia, it's exactly the same as it is in America, because it's not possible for books to read humans.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

What did the man say to his dead wife? "I'm Blind."

What did the black boy wear for Halloween? A costume.

One day a baby hit himself on the head with a stuffed animal. I lied, it was a brick, so he died.

Q: What is the first thing you do if you wake up and meet the entire justice league(!!!) Which tells you that you are the "chosen one" and that only you can save the world once your true powers awaken? A: Increase your schizo medication.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

How do we know that Adam was white? We don't. The Bible doesn't specify the race or etnicity of either Adam or Eve.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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