- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

So I'm balls deep in this 9 year old...

What did John say to Paul before they entered the car? "Paul, get in the car."

How do you make a white girl commit suicide? Bully her.

Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? the redneck got to him first.

did you hear about the little girl who won first place in her school's spelling bee? she was hit by a bus

What is worse than losing your phone charger... Being viciously raped by a group of angry vegans feminist mad at you for eating a burger, while walking out of Hooters.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

A tortoise went for a run. It took him two hours to get around the corner.

Q: Why Marc can't run? A: Marc is a leaf.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

What is worse than finding a real joke on Anti-joke.com? Starving children in Africa.

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