- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What did the man with a colostomy bag say after his home was destroyed in a fire? At least all my shit’s in one place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Your grandpa's dead So are you.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

I love bacon therefor I love people who eat bacon execpt people who eat my bacon then I hate people who eat bacon

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

The neighbours challenged me to a water fight so I am updating Anti jokes while i let the kettle boil.

Who is Dank? A: Billal

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist? He didn't believe in santa.

What happened when the president cut the hedge That is a highly improbable solution because he would probably have a body guard do it.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Yes, I did not begin this alone, but things got complicated, you know who Alex Knight is right?

a man rides on his horse to rohde island and back. he rode on Friday and returned on Friday. damn, that's one fat horse

Why couldn't the pirate play poker? Poker is a tricky game - maybe he'd never been taught how to play.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

what's the difference between a crocodile?

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!

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