- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Grass is greener, When I think about you, I play with my weiner

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

Why did Isaac run from his mother? She tried to kill him because God said so. Christianity.

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

What do black people and tables have in common? Nothing.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

April showers bring... tornadoes that kill families

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

What do you call a bear in the rain? A wet bear.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you call a rapist who uses condoms and excessive lubricant? A Rapist.

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