sweating like antoni with a girl

a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

Knock knock! Knock knock!! Knock knock!!! Knock knock!!!! WHOSE THERE! Wait its a woodpecker

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Q: What's the difference between a polar bear and a washing machine? A: Many things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know what? SCREW YOU!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you suck your own dick.

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

rozes r read violots r bue i cannt soell causse ima bliend

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

whats the difference between ebola and a can of dead babies? i have ebola. this isnt funny at all.

Why did the fox cross the road? To chew on the chicken carcass.

Roses are red Violets are violet Jesus Christ how dumb can you get.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

Stalin and Hitler went to Kmart to buy mini-toothpaste. Because they schleifen schlafanned on their way to the country club.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

Mom mom momie mom mom mom mom momie mother mother. What! Hi.

Why was the boy sad? Because a freak accident killed his mum his dad his best friend and he lost both his legs and is unable to feed himself

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

i punched my mother in the face once she cried

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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