Why couldnt the man stop the car rolling down the hill? Because he had no legs.

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Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

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When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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A girl walked into a bar and sat next to a man. She asked what he was drinking. He said something that makes you fly. She didn't believe him. He then went up to the roof, jumped off and walked back in the front door. She got the drink then tried to jump off the roof, and died on impact. The bartender said to the man "You're a real asshole when you're drunk superman."

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What do you call a fast black man with big muscles? A good source of minorities evolving.

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How do you stop someone from getting cancer? Kill them.

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So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

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Q:why is steven balmont gonna beat up mr fatty goral A:because hes a fat czech Shout out to my mandem lewis hall&moses

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I got put through anger management when I was a child it made me mad.

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how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

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I can still remember the last words my brother said before he kicked the bucket. "Hey you guys,how far do you think I can kick this bucket?"

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Did you hear about the kidnapping in New York? He woke up.

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Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a turkey, idiot.

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What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

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Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

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Why did the little boy with hepititess die? his mther drove him into the river!

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What did the retarded guy say to the other retarded guy? Youre Retarded

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Why did the elephant climb the tree? Because he didn't want to tie his shoe.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I f*cked your mom You have aids.

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Anti Joke

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