y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What did the smiley face say to the other smiley face? Nothing. They just smiled.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

A man walks into a bar He's an alcoholic and it's ruining his family

Men's rights

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

How do you kill a blonde? You wait until she dies of old age, then copyright her death.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Q:Whats the difference between Glenn Close and a black widow? A:one is a person, the other is a species of spider.

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

A Jew and a Neo-Nazi meet in a bar. They put aside their differences and enjoy a few rounds of drinks.

What's the difference between scrambled eggs and scrambled dead babies? I don't like scrambled eggs..

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a short term memory Roses are red

What's the difference in an orange? A chicken because a vest has no sleeves.

whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

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