- Anti Joke

What's the difference between a bench and a mexican? A bench is an inatimate object that people sit on and a mexican is a person of mexican descent

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor

If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

Why does Rebecca Black like Friday? Because it's the start of the weekend

What's worse then three frogs playing leap frog? Nothing that would be awesome

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

what is the worst thing to find out about for wife she is your arm

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? Because the chicken chose him as a decoy.

"knock knock" "who's there" "Chuck" "Get out of here Chuck I hate you!"

A black guy NOT arrested for being black.

What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Knock knock Whos there Who Who who Don't stutter it was just a joke

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

What's big, black, and girls love to ride on? A horse