Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

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tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

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Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

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Ask me if I'm a watermelon. Are you a watermelon? No...

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Whats black, and chrispy inside...? A black guy with bonecancer

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Why did the Mexican fail his english test? Because he had studied for an inadequate amount of time and proceeded to fornicate with many women, also preventing him from sleeping for the advised 7-8 hours a night.

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What's wrong with black people? They tend to make mistakes, as do all humans

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because the amount of times people reused this joke on this site made her so annoyed much she wanted to hurt herself.

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A black person and a white person decide to have a race. Who won? The white person Don't be a racist.

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What is red and smells like brown feces? Bloody feces

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? She's dead.

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whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

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2 boys are going to get candy from the store. What happened? A robbery and they were killed

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Why don't meth addicts like food? Because they have not teeth to chew it with.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

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Whos better at Hide and go Seek, Anne Frank or Osama Bin Laden? -Why dont you tell me, they're both dead !

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What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

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"What's long, black, and smelly?" "The unemployment line." Upon hearing his boss tell this joke, the accountant files a complaint with human resources and the boss must attend several work training classes to develop a better sense of racial awareness and compassion. The workplace soon becomes a much less threatening environment for all people.

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What happened when barba opened the coca cola? The cap flew off and hit the fence then the train then the moon then the pillow then the sun then the pole and the pole fell and hit the baseball and the cap landed on the floor... Then my turtle died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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