- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What sits on a shelf and says hey im a book? A person who thinks hes a book.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

Roses are red, Violets are red, OH SHIT MY GARDENS ON FIRE

Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

What's the difference between a leopard and a coffee table? There is no difference. They both have four legs.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy cry? Because he was a crybaby

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Wanna hear a joke? No? Oh

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Roses are blue Violets are red It's fascinating what genetic engineering can do

Why did the business man jump into a mud puddle? He didn't. He was brutally stabbed to death then thrown in a pigpen in an attempt to conceal the evidence.

What do a plum and a small bunny have in common? There both purple except for the bunny.

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

yo mama so fat she had to eat healthy food and exercise daily

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