- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

RECTUM? Damn near spelled "Wrecked Him" the wrong way!

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

The little girl asks her father "Daddy why is santa fat?" "you have to exist to lose weight" he answered

What did the Rabbi say when the Priest asked how his family was? The Rabbi breaks into tears as he explains his family was killed in the Holocaust.

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

When life gives you lemons, go sell them for crack.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Knock Knock? Who's There? Sgt Constable Ian. Sgt Constable Ian Who? It's Sgt Constable Ian - I'm here to see you about your alleged rape charges.

how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

Why'd the asian man cross the road? I dont know, who cares? Just leave the guy alone

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