- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide.

A man walks into a bar. He is promptly taken to the hospital where he finds out that he may have a concussion.

How do you stop the mailman from performing his daily routes? You fill his house with blood thirsty bobcats

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

I know that a lot of people don't like morbid jokes, for it isn't everybody's cup of liquidized dead baby.

Why did the girl drop her cookie? She had no arms.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

If life gives you melons. You may be dyslexic.

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

How does a black guy in debt make money fast at the bank? He applies for a loan and conscientiously works hard to pay off the loan in turn, which he was lucky enough to get at a low interest rate.

A man walks into a bar. He gets drunk, goes home, and beats his wife and kids.

Two Mexicans are at the border and want to cross it. How do they cross it? Illegally

What's Green And Has Wheels? Grass, I Was Just Kidding About The Wheels.

Why did the Grizzly bear refrain from attacking the hiker? It didn't. The hiker was torn to shreds within minutes.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

whats black white and red all over an abused child

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