what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

What's the thing that freaks guys out the most? When you're about to have sex with a girl and it turns out she had a penis and it's bigger than yours

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

How did the mom quiet her screaming baby? She threw it out the window.

What bouriquet got to do open HIS FACEBOOK!

Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why is sally sad her parents abuse her daily

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's there? John John who? John Williams.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. sama bin laden, is coming for you.

What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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