A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A no-idear

Your momma smells so bad that she purchased arm and hammer products to improve upon her natural scent.

what did the prostitute say to the black man after they had sexual intercourse? I have aids

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

which is faster a) ferrari b) beetle a ferrari

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Camerons hair is Curly..

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

this website is a bad joke

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did Michael Jackson touch children ? yes of course. otherwise he would have been an absolutely terrible father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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