- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you put in a four seat car? two in the front two in the back.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled.

A wild Snorlax appeared crushing several members of the community

Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

What did the Asian man say to the taxi driver? Diarrrhea

Why did the blonde run into a screen door? Because screen doors are difficult to see when one is running at full speed

What do you call a fat, ugly kid? An unloved child.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a pint of beer, the bartender quickly takes out a shot gun and shoots the horse because he is secretly dealing horse meat to tescos

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walked into a bar. The Englishman ordered a lager, the Irishman ordered a Guiness, and the Scotsman ordered tap water.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Obama = ebola

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

What's orange, brown, and blue? An orange, brown, and blue object.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call a man who's a gynecologist, painter and respected martial arts champion? Talented.

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

Cole likes to trim jaycie's butt pubes

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