- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Black people having a Job.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit her in the face with a ax!

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? The bench isnt going anywhere.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

"Good Morning, I'm Dr. Pepper" "Like the drink?" "Huh... yes... just like the drink" Would you mind to sit right here Mr..... "Nike" "Oh, just like the shoes" "How do you dare!"

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Why didn't they let the black people play baseball? Because they're bigoted bastards.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

What does a penguins wear on it's feet? Nothing penguins are incapable of wearing foot wear, also they do not have feet they are called 'flippers'.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had bullied 6 and his old pal 21 back in his younger days.

What is pink and fuzzy? Pink fuzz

Apple hates Blackberry.

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

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