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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-Why did the jewish man chase after the penny? -Because he's poor and needs to feed his starving family.

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Knock, knock. Who's there? Gestapo.

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because Sally has no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

What's a pirate's favorite video game? Pirates lived in a time before such technology existed

What is it called when a black guy gets robed A crime

Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

A brunette, a redhead and a blonde are on the run from the police. They see a barn, and decide to hide inside it. They find three burlap sacks, and each hide in one. The police enter the barn, arrest each of the girls, and sentence them to life imprisonment for murder.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both purple. Except for the elephant.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What do you call two Muslims flying an airplane? Pilots

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

Whats white and can kill you if it falls out of a tree? A refridgerator

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? Thousands of years of different evolutionary tracks resulting from different climates and available food sources.

What do you call a black man? Rob

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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