what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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A man walks into a bar. He leaves a large rucksack by the pool table and walks out. The rucksack then explodes and kills 13 people because it is the height of the Troubles and the man is a member of the IRA, who targetted the bar because it is regularly visited by British servicemen. The media extensively cover the story, and the two sides of the conflict in Northern Ireland decide that the bloodshed must stop, which eventually made way to the Good Friday agreement of 1998.

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Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

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A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

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What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

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Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

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q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

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Man U

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What's large, black and can be found in Australia? A large black Australian man.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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What's the difference between a baby and my trampoline? I take my boots off before i jump on my trampoline. . .

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Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

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What is the opposite of a joke ? Racism

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A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

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He who laughs last...is not a laughing owl because they're extinct.

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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what smells like a rose bud? a rose, bud.

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jim davidson , nick griffin , and bernard manning walk into a bar , and order a bitter, a lager, and a stout respectfully

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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