- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the duck say to the monkey.............. QUACK!!!!!!!!

"Roses are red, violets are blue," she explained to the color blind child, who was unable to understand the concept of color.

why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's red and fun to drink through a bendy straw? Period blood

12 in general

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

What did the African get for dinner? Ebola Rice

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It lost it's grip on the branch and was unable to break it's fall before reaching the ground.

- i send you a friend request on facebook - okay

I was eating a sandwich when someone came up to me and said "sharing is caring" So I gave him a grenade He asked "where's the pin" I said " I pulled it for you" This is not an anti joke

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? You can't drown babies in roast beef.

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

What did the pirate say when his parrot died? Nothing. He was upset and didn't really feel like talking.

What is the difference between Julis Ceaser, and the moon? The moon is covered in rocks and craters, and Julis Ceaser is DEAD

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Yo momma so fat, she's dead.

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

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